Do you want to be the very best, but do you feel like you’re surrounded by Gloom? Does the boredom of your daily routine make you Drowzee? Has your lack of motivation left you lazier than a Snorlax? Don’t fret: Saffron City Hypno-Therapy is here for you! With assistance from our trained Hypno, let us help you realize your true potential and evolve into a confident, balanced trainer! Home of Sabrina, Kanto’s psychic gym leader, Saffron City is known for its affinity of the supernatural. Visit us today in the heart of Saffron City!
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