I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you buy this shirt now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Tags: liam-nesoon, movies, movie, pop-culture
Thinking of getting a shirt that shows how much you love your wife on your wedding anniversary? Get her this present to display openly how much your adore your spouse! If you are falling head over heels for your caring husband, get this shirt as a gift to yourself to show much he means to your world.
Tags: beloved, dearest, married, love-life, relationship-status
In Greek mythology goddesses are either pretty or smart or outdoorsy, etc.just to accentuate the different sides of women! 'Cause in real life women can be all those things combined! Even if you don't know what they're talking about!
Tags: women, powerful, strong, beautiful, alien
A BUN IN THE OVEN: Wearing this Only Child Status Expires 2018 T-Shirt is the best way to announce that another baby is expected on 2018. Best given as a status shirt to friends or relatives who are only child. ONLY CHILD NO MORE: Funny pregnancy, promotion to big sister or big brother announcement shirt to relatives or friends.
Tags: happy, gift-for-kids, cool-kids, cool-kid, kids
Of course you will start a party wherever you happen to be wearing this tee. Especially if you're what some call a "crazy cat lady". But I kid, I know you love your cats and when meeting new people (and old ones) you almost always pull out your phone to show them what your cats have done now. Again.
Tags: cat, cat-lady, cat-ladies, married-single-with-cats, with-cats