The Pre Sequel Notebooks
Help Jack become the hero of Elpis and the hero of Breakfast with this limited edition Handsome Jacks cereal! Flavoured with ice and best served with lasers, help Jack and his Vault Hunters stop the Lost Legion and save the freakin' moon! Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
Tags: mad-moxxi, moxxi, helios, wilhelm, nisha
Hey! How- oh these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked since I left you for dead. Hey you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. Bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made out of diamonds, because I’m rich. So you know. That’s cool. Kay, Bye. I’m racking my brain to think of a name for that diamond pony, I bought. I was gonna call it ‘piss-for-brains’ in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… ‘Butt Stallion’? Nah, that’s even worse. Tell you what, I’ll give it some more thought. I should probably clarify — the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of — actually, I’ll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. neighs Butt Stallion says hello.
Tags: video-games, gaming, funny, stallion