You want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Now you can, when you walk into your gym wearing this brand new Pokemon Go-themed T-Shirt! The Pokemon shirt to end all Pokemon shirts, you can impress and intimate everyone who's either just starting to play the popular Pokemon Go mobile app, or the unfortunate trainer who's brave (or dumb) enough to challenge for your home turf! Whether you're on Team Valor, Team Mystic, or Team Instinct, you will make them look good with your new shirt!
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Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.
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Some Cat (At) psychologists have suggested thatwhat they're giving to you isn't so much a gift as it is doing your hunting for you. He doesn't think you can catch that rebel scum by yourself. (An update to an old piece, with a more film accurate ship).
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