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It is most certainly NOT peanut butter jelly time.
humor, funny, banana, breakfast-of-champions, fruit
Fruit of the Doom - BANANA Onesie
Pop tart and cats.
cat, pop-tart, frosting, pastries, diet
Pop Cats pop tart Onesie
The Real Breakfast Club
quotes, animal, best-seller, cute, parody
The Real Breakfast Club Onesie
I dunno...Slimer meets Rodney Dangerfield?
humor, funny, pear, breakfast-of-champions, fruit
Fruit of the Doom - PEAR Onesie
What's the basis?
ships-at-sea, ship, squid, attack, breakfast
Y'all eat pieces of ships? Onesie
It's like if an apple tried to do an impression of Handsome Squidward.
humor, funny, fruit, breakfast-of-champions, apple
Fruit of the Doom - APPLE Onesie
This melon looks awful shifty.
humor, breakfast-of-champions, funny, watermelon
Fruit of the Doom - WATERMELON Onesie
WHEATLIES: The Breakfast Of Testers! Aperture Science approved breakfast, guaranteed to take testing to a whole new level.
science, portal, valve, aperture-laboratories, aperture
Breakfast of Testers Onesie
Cake or bacon?!?!…One of lifes hardest decisions..Be prepared with this awesome T-shirt.
Inspired by your love of cake and bacon, you’re welcome.
You could always eat them both… Maybe even together…
mom, meal-time, bake, bacon, muffin
Cake or Bacon Onesie
Well, on the bright side, you wouldn't have to worry about bugs getting all over your fruit.
humor, pineapple, funny, fruit, breakfast-of-champions
Fruit of the Doom - PINEAPPLE Onesie
She's my cherry eyes.
humor, breakfast-of-champions, cherry, funny, fruit
Fruit of the Doom - CHERRY Onesie
See him? Can you believe it? He doesn't have a doodley-squat now, but he used to be fabulously well-to-do.
kurt-vonnegut, breakfast, champions, breakfast-of-champions
Tastes good, or is good for you? No matter which way you sway, you better work it!
humor, doughnut, donuts, doughnuts, sprinkles
Donut Hole Foods Onesie
Who doesn't feel empowered by pancakes? Let the world know that you do!
mash-up, mashups, mashup, spoof, parody
Yes We Pancakes! Onesie
Inspired by the iconic cover of Kurt Vonnegut's classic novel 'Breakfast of Champions'.
geek, so-it-goes, design, slogan, logo
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