Carrot All Onesies
Support The Angry Carrot! I Love Carrots. A Foodie is a Person Who has an Ardent or Refined Interest in Food and Alcoholic Beverages. A Foodie Seeks New Food Experiences as a Hobby Rather than Simply Eating out of Convenience or Hunger. A Person who Enjoys Food for Pleasure. Just Love Carrots this Design is for You. Support Carrots!
Tags: foodie, veggie, vegetarians, vegans, veganism
After a piece of gutter ice crashes through Todd and Margo's window and melts into the floor, Margo asks her husband, "And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" His reply "I don't know, Margo!" is available on a matching shirt found here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2069176-i-dont-know-margo
Tags: clark-griswold, christmas-vacation-todd-and-margo, margo-chester, todd-chester, griswold-family-christmas
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow