Sport this club t-shirt to show that you made it around the world in a flash! ...except no one probably actually saw you do it because you were just so dang quick! At least you can say you ran alongside the fastest man alive!
Sometimes, no matter how great a song may be, a simple misunderstood lyric can add more enjoyment than the creators could have possibly imagined. This misheard lyric from Elton John's classic "Tiny Dancer" is a perfect example.