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Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Thomas Orrow.

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The Tax Man is going to take all your money, an arm, and a leg...and then your soul too!

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disco rules ... you're the one that sucks! Birth Taxes Disco Death.

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Ironic T-shirt Design. Made to offend. No judgement.

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For the die-hard Death & Taxes players out there—represent your favorite archetype in style!

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by epicupgrades

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three things certain in life/.

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The only things certain.

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by thomcat23

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At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn...

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For the die-hard Death & Taxes players out there—represent your favorite archetype in style!

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This is for you

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The DzyMess weirdness continues with another jam! From ancient dinosaurs to space tripping freaks, this mess has it all. Take a trip to Kyotokyo and eat some bombs, then contemplate hanging yourself while thinking about how unfair the world is. Say hi to the angry duck and avoid the mutant tentacle beast and Mr. Galaxy Face... And MORE! This is surely the greatest mess yet! Wear it, or put it on your wall, phone or laptop... And MORE! www.facebook.com/artbydzynes www.instagram.com/dzynes

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Ben Franklin said it best.

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by 90s Bulls Shirts

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and coffee.

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by DMcK Designs

$22 $16

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There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, coffee.

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by DMcK Designs

$22 $16

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Only two things in life are certain.

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by Sleepless Muse

$22 $16

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and coffee.

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by DMcK Designs

$22 $16

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There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, coffee.

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There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, coffee.

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by DMcK Designs

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and coffee.

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by DMcK Designs

$22 $16

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Only two things in life are certain.

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by Sleepless Muse

$22 $16

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Three things in life are certain: death, taxes and coffee.

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A satire on how taxes are being use.

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by Cr8tivMojo

$22 $16

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I don't have time for this

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by s0nicscrewdriver

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Like ducks? Well you better. Once they take over the world after the duckocalypse - they will remember. Funny "There are 3 things in life that are certain. Death, Taxes, and Ducks" design. Perfect for yourself or as a gift!

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by RagingOrcStudio

$22 $16

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Wear this shirt and you will be able to prevent the inevitable. Put it in the washing machine, and you allow the inevitable.

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Death is coming for us all. Be the best and do all you can while you can!

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EBITDA: Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization. I still don't know how it works, it's some sort of mathemagician sorcery. Seems important for businesses, though!

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This funny and cute t-shirt is perfect for the one that believes there is life on other planets. Featuring a spaceship in the middle of a forest abducting a person, with the quote "Things that I'm sure in life: Death, Taxes and Aliens"

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Living In The New World With An Old Soul

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Born free...then taxed to death.

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by Word and Saying

$22 $16

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scavenger society

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by Moonwing

$22 $16

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Death and Texas T-Shirt

by pasnthroo

$22 $16

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A shirt for those who want to play with 80 cards instead of 60

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by Biggietattoos

$22 $16

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"Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." — Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to Jean-Baptiste Le Roy, 1789. Taxation is theft, so you may as well let everyone around you know that you are an 'official' U.S. Government taxpayer, even if it's in protest.

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