Detroit Lions Onesies

Not every team can be winners. Some teams are perennial losers. We all have that person who roots for that team. This is the perfect gift for that brother-in-law, uncle/ or transplant neighbor from Detroit who every year says "THIS IS OUR YEAR!" in August only to be drowning their sorrows in cheese and cheap beer come December.

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WCF. Some guys need something to do when things aren't working out well at the office, like play golf. Unfortunately, our guy bought an NFL franchise, dooming this city to 60 years (and counting) of futility.

Throwback retro video game pixel design in Detroit Football colors.

"Here's what I do know. This team is going to take on the identity of this city, and this city has been down, and it found a way to get up. It's found a way to overcome adversity, right? So this team is going to be built on, we're going to kick you in the teeth, right? And when you punch us back, we're going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we're going to get up. and on the way up, we're going to bite a kneecap off, All right? And we're going to stand up and it's going to take two more shots to knock us down. And on the way up, we're going to take your other kneecap and we're going to get up and it's going to take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we're going to take another hunk out of you...(you get the idea).

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You're all about that Detroit LYFE...now SHOW IT with this AWESOME design!

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Est 1930 - Michigan

Detroit Football 8 bit cartridge design

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When you think about it, it's a little bit psycho. But I love it.

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WE ARE THE DETROIT FOOTBALL FIEND CLUB

Support S.O.L. (SAME OLD LIONS) with this DETROIT original!

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Since 1957, we've been dealing with completely incompetent ownership. I'm so confused about the new direction this franchise is taking, and don't know what to do with myself.

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Anonymous Dolphins Fan

One playoff win since 1957. Seriously, anyone ANYONE could have done better. You could have thrown a dart at a list of front office hires and hit one in the last 60+ years. Just sell it, take the capital gains tax hit, and do our fair city a favor.

All Hail 81!

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