This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.
This is like one of those old "Life Is Good" shirts. It's basically the same message if you think about it. Although honestly if you're the kind of person who "thinks about it" my shirts might not be for you.