The party starts when SHOTS MAN shows up! You can at least be the person that shows up in this epic t-shirt.
He is one of eight drunken robot bosses in the KEGA MAN 2 parody quest in Drinking Quest: Trilogy Edition.
Sometimes, the best thing to do after a night of worldwide drinking is to grab a better view to see where you've been. The Eiffel Tower is so, well cliche. You want to go big. You want a meso-american pyramid! Be the most interesting man in the world. Do it!