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Cadets, you are the top 1 percent of all space aviators. The elite. The best of the best. We’ll make you better … You might say we’ll make you the best of the best of the best. Those of you who can’t cut it to graduation will still be the best of the best. But you will simply be the rest of the best of the best, not the best of the best of the best, like the best of you will be. If you measure up you might be lucky enough to be invited to join cadet Nick Locarno and Starfleet Academy's Nova Squadron. Become the best of the best and perform some of the most spectacular manoeuvres... perhaps even the death defying fabled Kolvoord Starburst! Star Trek: The Next Generation's answer to Top Gun!
Tags: iceman, goose, tom-skerritt, conspiracy, cover-up
Kristian had a rant on Schmoes Know movies to a fan who accused him of kissing Mark Hamill's ass when the Schmoes interview him. Kristian responded "Of course I will kiss his ass, it is fucking Luke Skywalker Mother Fucker! Hence the shirt. We kept it a little edited so you can wear it in public. Enjoy!
Tags: schmoes-know, movies, lukeskywalker, luke-skywalker, star-wars-inspired