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Festivus Pole Onesies

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Do you find tinsel distracting? Well bust out the aluminum pole, air those grievances, and be champion of the Feats of Strength wearing this awesome ugly Festivus shirt!

Tags: you, frank-costanza, airing-of-grievances, costanza, soup-nazi

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Festivus for the rest of us airing of grievances

Tags: happy festivus, festivus for the rest of us, i celebrate festivus, anti christmas, anti xmas

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Air your grievances with this festive(us) shirt.

Tags: frank-costanza, funny, seinfeld, festivus-pole, festivus

Festivus for the rest of Us Onesie

by Gimmickbydesign
$20
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It's a Festivus miracle! Time to get the pole out of the crawl space and celebrate Festivus in style!

Tags: seinfeld, jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza, pop-culture, ugly-sweater

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Festivus for the rest of us

Tags: happy festivus, festivus for the rest of us, i celebrate festivus, anti christmas, anti xmas

Festivus for the rest of us Onesie

by AwesomePrintableArt
$20
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No bagels, no bagels, no bagels! Don't side with management during this Festivus season, get out there and show your support!

Tags: feats-of-strength, festivus-for-the-rest-of-us, frank-costanza, festivus-pole, airing-of-grievances

Festivus Yes! Bagels No! Onesie

by mattographer
$20

Tags: costanza, frank-costanza, airing-of-grievances, festivus-pole, festivus-for-the-rest-of-us

COSMO Onesie

by HamburgrHotdog
$20
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Vandelay Industries. An import/export company. Purveyor of fine latex products.

Tags: pop-culture, 1990s, vandelay-industries, vandelay, seinfeld

Vandelay Industries Onesie

by DetourShirts
$20
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A new champion has been crowned in the Feats of Strength, they need to show it off.

Tags: christmas, kramer, george-costanza, seinfeld, feats-of-strength

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Tags: humor, funny, cute, holiday, xmas

Happy Festivus! Onesie

by spookylili
$20
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For the rest of us

Tags: jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza, kramer, festivus, seinfeld-tv-show

Festivus! Onesie

by MikeKevan
$20
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Best ugly christmas sweater I celebrate Festivus

Tags: i celebrate festivus, anti christmas, anti xmas, ugly xmas, ugly christmas

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I am the ASSMAN!

Tags: seinfeld, jerry-seinfeld, seinfeld-tv-show, seinfeld-show, seinfeld-assman

ASSMAN Onesie

by TommyTomDesigns
$20
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Seinfeld TV Show

Tags: seinfeld-tv, seinfeld-quotes, seinfeld-quote, seinfeld-tv-show

Seinfeld TV Show Onesie

by JamesAC
$20
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A twist on the Soup Nazi quote from Seinfeld. This No Soup For You t-shirt spells the quote out of alphabet soup letters. Have you ever tried to spell things in your bowl of alphabet soup? It’s harder to do than it would seem, unless your soup is on the thick side.

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A Festivus for the rest of us! We all know Festivus isn’t over until a winner is crowned in the Feats of Strength, show your worth with this champion shirt!

Tags: festivus-for-the-rest-of-us, frank-costanza, festivus-pole, airing-of-grievances, costanza

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Seinfeld Show

Tags: frank-costanza, elaine-benes, costanza, jerry-seinfeld, seinfeld-tv

Seinfeld Show Onesie

by jamescar
$20

COSMO Onesie

by HamburgrHotdog
$20
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For people who hate the dentist. The anti-dentites.

Tags: seinfeld-quotes, anti-dentite, seinfeld, seinfeld-tv-show, seinfeld-show

Anti Dentite Onesie

by DetourShirts
$20
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Festivus for the rest of us the holiday for the rest of us feats of strength

Tags: ugly-christmas-sweater, ugly-xmas-sweater, christmas-gifts, xmas-gifts, these-pretzels-are-making-me-thirsty

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Simplistic nothing.

Tags: seinfeld, jerry seinfeld, kramer, geogre costanza, elaine-benes

Yadda Yadda Yadda Onesie

by TomTrager
$20
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The pole brings strength.

Tags: deck-the-halls, jerry-seinfeld, celebration, gift, holiday

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Did something ordinary just happen? It's a Festivus miracle!

Tags: seinfeld-tv-show, feats-of-strength, kramer, festivus-for-the-rest-of-us, george-costanza

A Festivus Miracle Onesie

by mattographer
$20

Tags: making-america-great-again, humor, you, curb-your-enthusiasm, pretty-pretty-pretty-good

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Tags: jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza, kramer, festivus, seinfeld-tv-show

Fusilli Jerry Onesie

by DavidLoblaw
$20
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A festivus sweater style tee shirt for men woman or kids make the best christmas present ever

Tags: seinfeld-show, seinfeld-quote, happy-festivus, feats-of-strength, airing-of-grievances

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Yukon Cornelius North Pole Expeditions

Tags: rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer, yukon-cornelius, yukon, funny, chrismas

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Tags: jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza, kramer, seinfeld-tv-show, festivus

seinfeld Onesie

by disfor
$20
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Giddy-up!

Tags: kramer, cosmo-kramer, seinfeld, jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza

COSMO KRAMER Onesie

by TheElderDragon
$20
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When you think of the winter holidays you probably picture a tree or a menorah. In Festivus "there's a pole". Celebrate the new holiday with a Festivus Pole tee that explains the lack of decoration needed to celebrate the holiday.

Tags: i-find-tinsel-distracting, it-requires-no-decoration, there-s-a-pole, george-costanza, frank-costanza

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Seinfeld TV show fans will love this Happy Festivus t-shirt. Celebrate along with the Costanzas this season and air your grievances. Finish it off with the feats of strength and you have one original holiday.

Tags: festivus-miracle, holidays, a-festivus-for-the-rest-of-us, holiday, winter

Happy Festivus Onesie

by klance
$20
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Commercialism hasn’t taken over this Costanza holiday yet. All you need is an aluminum pole and you're ready to get started. Just like this Seinfeld Festivus t-shirt says, it’s “Festivus for the Rest of Us”.

Tags: airing-of-grievances, christmas, costanza, elaine, feats-of-strength

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Hello Jerry...

Tags: jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza, kramer, seinfeld-tv-show, festivus

Hello Newman Onesie

by PodDesignShop
$20
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Tags: a-festivus-for-the-rest-of-us, human-fund, elaine-benes, festivus-miracle, seinfeld-show

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Tags: jerry-seinfeld, george-costanza, kramer, seinfeld-tv-show, festivus

Bob Sacamano Onesie

by 1961Design
$20
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‘Tis the season for surprises! However, when it comes to Costanza traditions, they are considered Festivus Miracles. This Seinfeld It’s a Festivus Miracle t-shirt was designed for those who have witnessed such an event around the shiny aluminum pole.

Tags: holiday, winter, seinfeld-tv-show, seinfeld-show, seinfeld-quote

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