As of this writing, news revealed less than 24 hours ago that Michael Bloomberg was contemplating an independent presidential run if Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic Party nomination. I figured a 2016 presidential run was a great way to remember Bloomberg's vanguard against the soda enablers in New York, when he attempted to ban anything larger than 16 fluid ounces being sold at stadiums and restaurants.
DISCLAIMER: I am not part of any campaign, nor am I acting on behalf or for the benefit of any particular campaign. This is satire, and it is intended to be light-hearted, it is not as an actual attack on Bloomberg, his policies, or his character. Once again, for clarity, I AM NOT PART OF ANY CAMPAIGN, and ABSOLUTELY NO PROCEEDS GO TO SUPPORT ANY POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. The fonts used are “Generica”, “Bebas Neue”, and “Snowstorm”.