This design includes the Stargate SG-1 team patch worn by all members of the primary SG-1 team throughout the 10 season run of the TV Series (1997–2007) and this particular version features a nice vintage treatment to give it a look like it's seen more than a little off-world travel.
Tags: stargate-sg-1, stargate, stargate-sg1, sg1, stargate-command
In January 1982, Carlos (Ilyich Ramírez Sánchez) was hit with the idea of a lifetime: if McDonald’s had truly served millions, or billions, or whatever their signs said, that’d mean they’re sitting on a hell of a lot of cash. So he put together a plan to rob one and make away with all of it. Beginning by hijacking a plane out of Rome, he made his way to London via Tunis, and slipped into a downtown McDonald’s with his team disguised as “Ronalds.” After a 76 hour standoff, where he frequently roamed into the parking lot waving a rocket launcher and signing autographs, his team made off with the entirety of the till and a milkshake machine, which they flew in a Boeing 737 (part of the negotiated ransom) to Havana, gifting the machine to a milkshake-loving Castro, and striking an enormous blow against global capitalism. As the action took place during PM Thatcher’s policy of terror media blackouts, the story received little press and has been largely forgotten. Until now…
Tags: pflp, carlos-the-jackal
He was born on Pluto to a family of space jackals in a crystal oasis. But his jackal family realized all too quickly that Pluto was too cold a place to raise such an abomination. Seriously, he didn’t look like a jackal at all. They shot him off of Pluto on a space rock and wished him the best. When he crashed on Earth in the most spectacular fireworks display the human population had ever seen, he was adopted by a pair of secret agents hired by the government and the entire world swore an oath to keep his Plutonian jackal origins a secret. He’s lived a normal human life ever since.
Tags: dreamlocked, comic, gag, stars, dumb