This USS Nathan James t-shirt lets everyone know that you are a member of the crew of the Last Ship. As a virus outbreak claims the lives of millions of people around the world, it is your job to help keep Dr. Rachel Scott safe as she works on a cure. The fate of the world depends on you and your fellow Navy crew members on board the USS Nathan James destroyer.
He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".
Tags: jake-and-amir, name, funny, rejected-jokes, my-name-is