How you doin? Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a boner? Well, you're not giving me a cheeseburger right now…. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? You don't like my pick up lines? Come on baby! My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!
united-states, awesome, love-at-first-sight, witty, usa