Machine Guns Onesies
A winter sweater take on the greatest Christmas movie ever. An 80’s action celebration of office Christmas parties, hostages, cash and escaping through air ducts – Ho-Ho-Ho – now we can all have machine guns. Yippee Ki Yay! Alternative colour version here - https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/88613-mcclane-winter-sweater
Tags: christmas-sweater, christmas, 80s-movies, 1980s, 80s
Koalas sleep an average of 20 hours a day. This little guy spends the other 4 kicking ass and chewing eucalyptus. Unfortunately, he’s all out of eucalyptus leaving him only one option. Don’t be fooled by his teddy bear appearance – he kills with cuteness…and a pair of Uzi machine guns.
Tags: uzi, machine-guns, yellow, blue, sunglasses
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
Tags: blade-runner-2049, retro, future, synthwave, popculture
This funny gun lover shirt features the words "I lubricate my guns with liberal tears" and is perfect for gun lovers and people who love conservatism, small government, libertarians, the constitution, freedom, the free market, capitalism, american exceptionalism, and showing your disdain for democrats, socialists, and liberals at school, college, work, or at home!
Tags: funny-political, political, republican-gifts, republican, conservative
*By Bunny-Marie: Grab a quarter and take a chance on this one-of-a-kind bubblegum machine!!! Any flavor is possible!! You can get either Banana, Potato, Ice Cream, Cactus, Cats, Bunnies, Legged-Fish, Ghost, Puppet, Paper or if you are really lucky, you can get an 8-Bit Toy or your own T-Rex Eraser!!! I guarantee that whatever you get, it surely would be AMAZIIING!!! (Disclaimer: "Amazing" does not describe the flavor of any of our candy. Company is NOT responsible from any side effects that result from the consumption of these products)
Tags: surprise-toy-eggs, tv, cartoons, elmore, gumball-watterson