John Oliver has so cleverly started this campaign to "Make Donald Drumpf Again." "Drumpf" is the original last name that his family changed generations ago. The Trump name has always invoked the feeling of success, but "Drumpf" might be more accurate as it sounds like "the noise a pigeon makes when it hits a window." Or a bottle of "cheap root beer hitting the floor of a convenience store." Be proud of your Drumpf, Donald. Be proud. :)
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President Trump is the best president ever. Really the best. Everybody says so. Billions of people showed up and got sunburned at his inauguration. Billions! Every one says so. And he's making great decisions. Really great. Everybody says so. NO!
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