Most Born Onesies
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
"How is that even stuck on there?" 'Artistic License, probably.' 'I'M HUNGRY. CAN WE EAT NOW?' Another one from my Full Metal Mashups!!! series homaging and parodying the classic and iconic poster for Stanley Kubrick film, Full Metal Jacket of course! This time, the Merc with a mouth. Hey. How is he even talking? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
Tags: parody, nerd, geeky, cinema, funny