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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: 80s, retro, cute, cartoons, rainbow
Not a fan of mornings or people? Winifred Sanderson said it best. This is perfect for any night owl, coffee addict or Halloween lover. Working night shift as a nurse, CNA or EMT driver? This is calling your name! Great gift for lovers of Halloween, trick-or-treat costumes and late night people and shenanigans.
Tags: halloweenshirt, hocus-pocus-halloween, witch, witchcraft, sanderson-sisters
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." —Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly (Episode: Serenity) Find more options for this design at nerdfelt.net including pinback buttons! Wear this soft, cunning shirt and be the mightiest person in the 'verse.
Tags: firefly, serenity, geek, nerd, pop-culture
Most drink coffee for the caffeine, others drink it to poo. Studies show that 3 out of 10 people have the urge to defecate after drinking their morning cup o joe. Coffee also promotes the release of gastrin, a hormone produced within the stomach and known to increase motor activity in the colon.
Tags: coffee, makes-me, poop