He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".
Tags: jake-and-amir, name, funny, rejected-jokes, my-name-is
I sobbed like a little girl at the end of this season of Dr. Who. Sure I teared up with Rose but I was water works with Donna. I almost didn't watch the next season because my heart was destroyed. I miss Donna Noble.
Tags: doctor-who, the-doctor, rose-tyler, turn-left, hello-my-name-is
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're like reading you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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