Old Ones Onesies
Jack Daniel's filed a DMCA takedown against a clearly parodic design (heard of fair use, guys?), so I added MOAR Lovecraftian elements* to emphasize that Cthulhu does not, in fact, endorse or support the actual brand because the guys running JD clearly have blacker souls than even foul Cthulhu himself. *Because, clearly, it's easy to confuse a. parody and b. black, eldritch, beings with the actual JD brand, right guys??
Tags: cthulhu, parody
"They worshipped, so they said, the Great Old Ones who lived ages before there were any men, and who came to the young world out of the sky. Those Old Ones were gone now, inside the earth and under the sea; but their dead bodies had told their secrets in dreams to the first men, who formed a cult which had never died. This was that cult, and the prisoners said it had always existed and always would exist, hidden in distant wastes and dark places all over the world until the time when the great priest Cthulhu, from his dark house in the mighty city of R'lyeh under the waters, should rise and bring the earth again beneath his sway. Some day he would call, when the stars were ready, and the secret cult would always be waiting to liberate him." -- H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Tags: hp-lovecraft, punk, necronomicon, mythos, lovecraft
Hermes is a god of transitions and boundaries. He is quick and cunning, and moves freely between the worlds of the mortal and divine, as emissary and messenger of the gods, intercessor between mortals and the divine, and conductor of souls into the afterlife. He is protector and patron of travelers, herdsmen, thieves, orators and wit, literature and poets, athletics and sports, invention and trade. In some myths he is a trickster, and outwits other gods for his own satisfaction or the sake of humankind. Hermes is identified with the Roman god, Mercury.
Tags: mythical, mythological, mythology, myth, messenger