We all love pizza, but if you're a sewer-dwelling reptile who's an expert in martial arts, it's going to slow you down. Also, neither activity is a good example to set to kids. Violent AND unhealthy. Shame on you, reptiles. So this is a public service more than a t-shirt. Show the kids the ugly side of these green role models. Did you know they spend more than 60% of their time on the toilet, and only 12% playing ninja?
Tags: 80s, 90s, radical, comedy, funny