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Rifftrax Onesies

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TORGO!!!!!

Tags: movie, science, nostalgia, illustration, hand-drawn

Manos the Hands of Fate Onesie

by EdsThreads
$20
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One of the awesome shirts sported by Miguel Ángel Fuentes in The Bermuda Triangle (1978).

Tags: bermuda-triangle

Black Whale III Onesie

by kellyhogaboom
$20

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Rolling Gator Buddies Onesie

by sugarraydodge
$20
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Riff and chill

Tags: science, bad-movie, rifftrax, netflix, chill

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nothing but love for the MST3K team! each one!

Tags: science, satellite-of-love, croooow, crow-robot, tom-servo

ROBOT ROLL CALL! Onesie

by melonolson
$20
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We all know Gamera is really neat, now you can show your love of this classic kaiju and the equally classic show MST3k with this one shirt.

Tags: gamera, nerd, tv-shows, pop-culture, parody

Really Neat Turtle Meat Onesie

by ckdstudios
$20
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Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Tags: retro, goofy, monster, robot, sci-fi

Ro-Man (with quote) Onesie

by marlowinc
$20
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Manos! The Hands of Fate!

Tags: manos, rifftrax

Manos Buddies Onesie

by sugarraydodge
$20
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Tags: science, moon-14-mesozoic-ranch-dinosaur-bbq, buffalo-wild-wings

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In the not too distant future, in a galaxy far far away…

Tags: science, comedy, scifi, star-wars, mashup

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A crossover with a panel from Batman: The Killing Joke and Equestria Girls: Friendship Games. Perfect for Halloween. Unleash the Magic!

Tags: sparkle, twilight, ziggy, moreorlessfilm, mlp-fim

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How many nicknames can an action hero have? A stylized rendition of a beefy space hero and his multiple riff-induced aliases.

Tags: nicknames, macho, screaming, sci-fi, action-hero

Riff McNickname Onesie

by marlowinc
$20
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Inspired by the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) this design was a take on if the cast of Star Wars were in the theater and watched Firefly

Tags: darth-vader, science, mystery, sw, firefly

Mystery Space Theater Onesie

by Pixhunter
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A movie ticket for Manos: The Hands of Fate would have to be as dark and forboding as the cult horror movie itself. After all, Torgo did say "it will be dark soon." The ticket number is the original release date of the movie, November 15, 1966.

Tags: torgo, movie-ticket, horror, the-master, manos

Manos Movie Ticket Onesie

by MovieVigilante
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Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Tags: quote, expression, scream-queen, retro, cult-film

My God! What IS it? Onesie

by marlowinc
$20
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Maybe one day he will find the answers he seeks...

Tags: sunbeer, rowsdower

Zap Rowsdower Onesie

by frappeboy
$20
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Movie poster for a bad horror movie.

Tags: monster, movie, horrormovie, bad-movie

Reptilicus Onesie

by MovieVigilante
$20
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For fans of the movie Mosquito (1995)

Tags: movie, bad-movie, funny, bmovies, bmovie

Mosquito - It's Got a Proboscis! Onesie

by badmovienightshow
$20
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Tags: traditional-tattoo-art, traditional-tattoo, tattoo-flash, gypsy-soul, tattoo-style

Gypsy Woman Onesie

by art_of_josh
$20
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Tags: science, bonehead, skull

Moon 13 Bonehead Onesie

by wowokay
$20
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NO SPRINGS! Where does Coily fit in to God's plan for us? Get back here fat boy I won your ass!!

Tags: spring-fever, coily, retro, mystery-science-theatre-3000, crow-robot

NO SPRINGS!!! Onesie

by j2artist
$20
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MST3K Matches Onesie

by ChetArt
$20
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Tags: expanse, the-expanse, the expanse

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Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Tags: science, critic, down, two-thumbs, at-the-movies

The Critics Onesie

by DRBlakeman
$20
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Attack of the Birds Buddies Onesie

by sugarraydodge
$20
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skeleton crew, skeleton, mst3k, moon 13, jonah, kinga, mystery science theater 3000, Reptilicus, crow robot, tom servo

Tags: science, skeleton-crew, skeleton, moon-13, jonah

Skeleton Crew MST3K Onesie

by carlhuber
$20
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Tags: science, mystery-science-theatre-3000, crow-robot, tom-servo, rifftrax

Rock 'Em Snark 'Em Onesie

by ChetArt
$20
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Tags: science, moon-13, hexagon, logo

Moon 13 Onesie

by wowokay
$20
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Pop stars & pod people giving opinions. An expression for any occasion. Inspired by a very bad sci-fi film involving untalented pop stars & trumpy-dumpy aliens.

Tags: pop-star, catchphrase, sci-fi, stinks, pod-people

It Stinks! Onesie

by marlowinc
$20
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In the not-too-distant future, you can possess this shirt that pays homage to our favorite wise-cracking TV show!

Tags: science, robot-roll-call, mystery-science-theatre-3000, gypsy, satellite-of-love

Robot Roll Call Onesie

by SaltyCult
$20
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He wants to be like the hu-man! Classic 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man!

Tags: cult-film, monster, robot, ro-man, sci-fi

Ro-Man Onesie

by marlowinc
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You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!

Tags: parody, funny, conspiracy, pseudoscience, creationism

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Tags: parody, 3000, theater, science, mystery

Just Relax Onesie

by blairjcampbell
$20
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Next Sunday A.D...

Tags: science, rifftrax, tom-servo, crow-robot, croooow

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An exciting career in aviation awaits you at TIME CHASERS COMMUNITY COLLEGE! From the original riff of Time Chasers by MST3K

Tags: science, time-travel, time-chasers, rifftrax

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