Fake illness, fool parents, ring the school, fool the Dean of Students, pick up best friend (in his dad’s car), collect girlfriend, fool the Dean of Students, drive to Chicago, get up to crazy antics, fool the Dean of Students, drop off friend (destroy his dad’s car), get home in time to beat parents (and jealous sister), fool the Dean of Students one last time. Relax.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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