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Sheet Metal Tools Onesies

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Forged in The First Flame at the beginning of The Age of Fire, this t-shirt bestows upon its wearer the accursed Darksign. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: black, smith, metal, fire, renaissance-festival

Blacksmith Onesie

by MindsparkCreative
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Know a blacksmith, farrier, or a plover? Then don't miss this tee! Makes a perfect gift for the iron smith in your life! Funny play on words for anyone who works with their hands. And if you love the 80s? Even better!

Tags: forge, hammer, blacksmithing, funny, blacksmith-hammer

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One who sees through the red haze of blood may find themselves part of a living nightmare. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: victorian-gothic, gothic, video-games, heavy-metal, metal

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Featuring hammer and anvil showing off your superpower, this is the shirt for any blacksmith metalworking hobbyist to wear on their workshop, metal courses or any forge outings. Show off your passion by rocking this crazy, hilarious, awesome apparel.

Tags: blacksmith, metalsmith, passion, anvil, metal-worker

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If you're into blacksmithing and want the world to know, then this awesome blacksmith shirt is just for you. It doesn't matter if you smith jewelry, tools, or weapons -- all blacksmiths are welcome!

Tags: craftsman, welding, welder, weld, hammer

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Kill the dogs first. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: bloodborne, metal, heavy-metal, video-games, hardcore

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If you're into blacksmithing and want the world to know, then this awesome blacksmith shirt is just for you. It doesn't matter if you smith jewelry, tools, or weapons -- all blacksmiths are welcome!

Tags: craftsman, welder, welding, weld, hammer

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It's a little known fact that post-Age of Fire, Capra Demon put down his blades and picked up an axe of the musical variety. Capra Demon spent the rest of his days fronting legendary deathcore trio Capra, with his canine partners in crime on drums and bass. One of Capra's earliest gig t-shirts was recently uncovered on a long-frozen hollow in Eleum Loyce. This t-shirt design has been faithfully reproduced and is now available to all fans of these deathcore pioneers. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: bloodborne, capra-demon, capra, video-games, videogame

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Forged in the smelter of the great demon itself, this garment strengthens the wearer with the element of fire. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

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Prepare for titan fall, numb nuts!

Tags: titan, full-metal-jacket, xbox, xbox-one, video-games

Fall Metal Titan Onesie

by BiggStankDogg
$20
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The guitars riff. The bass chugs. The drums double-kick. The griffin descends upon its prey. But tonight, the prey fights back. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: metal, videogames, video-games, griffin, geralt

Tags: the witch, horror, satanism, goat, black metal

Black Metal Phillip Onesie

by samRAW08
$20

Tags: pinhead, horror, film, clive barker, cenobites

Black Metal Pinhead Onesie

by samRAW08
$20
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Funny Death Metal Unicorn Rainbow Vintage Distressed Look

Tags: funny-gift, funny-guys, funny-quote, funny-slogan, funny-sayings

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We all know that Darth Vader is the ultimate personification of the dark side, but little is known of his other sides, especially his creative side! A true force to be reckoned... be warned, one can easily lose one’s self amidst the frenzy guitar shredding and mechanical guttural vocals that permeate much of the dark lord’s performance! Characterized by unbelievable haunting melodies and embracing musical patterns, so complex that only a true virtuoso of the arcane art of the Sith can achieve.

Tags: darth-vader, star-wars, parody, pop-culture, heavy-metal

DARTH METAL Onesie

by HELLJESTER
$20
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Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look)

Tags: funny-gift, funny-guys, funny-quote, funny-slogan, funny-sayings

Tags: edward-elric, sins, otaku, nerd, anime-shirt

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Full 100% Massive Heavy Metal Head Bang Spirit Guaranteed! A must have for all Heavy, Black, Death, Trash Metal, Hardcore, Punk Fans. It's not for Pussy's! Also a great gift for all Unicorn, Fantasy, Satanic, Goth, Black Fans out there. In all the way a super funny and humorous design for all Music and Ironic Guys.

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This post-apocalyptic sludge metal band gathered broken instruments and amplifiers from the wasted rubble of an abandoned basement. Thus, the New-New Orleans metal scene was born. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem https://twitter.com/PeanutGolem

Tags: fallout4, deathclaw, metal, heavymetal, video-games

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Tags: mfdoom, metal-face, hiphop, rapper, realhiphop

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Tags: metal-cats, dark-lord-pug, cats, kitty, metal

Metal Cats Onesie

by darklordpug
$20
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Homunculi and Elric Brothers crest mashup

Tags: edward-elric, anime, manga, fullmetal, alchemy

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Real smooth Discord, real smooth.

Tags: my-little-pony, chaos, discord, brony, my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

Metal Gear Chaos Onesie

by jingacoo
$20
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grab it fast for your idol sake

Tags: kawaii, tokyo, j-idols, idols, japanese

Baby metal #2 Onesie

by kisa
$20
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These designs are part of the D&D Minimalism series, a fun tribute to my nerdy roots. Each design depicts an aspect of Dungeons & Dragons with simple, clean lines. They are the tools for adventure.

Tags: art, d-and-d, dungeons-and-dragons, role-playing, rpg

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"How is that even stuck on there?" 'Artistic License, probably.' 'I'M HUNGRY. CAN WE EAT NOW?' Another one from my Full Metal Mashups!!! series homaging and parodying the classic and iconic poster for Stanley Kubrick film, Full Metal Jacket of course! This time, the Merc with a mouth. Hey. How is he even talking? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Tags: parody, nerd, geeky, cinema, funny

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"This is my Power. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Power is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Power is useless. Without my Power, I am useless…"

Full Metal Skeleton Onesie

by SevenHundred
$20
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Every good Doctor needs his tools...

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Death Metal - Funny T-Shirts

Tags: heavy-metal, thrash

Death Metal - Funny T-Shirts Onesie

by gillisgraphics
$20
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"This is my Power. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Power is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Power is useless. Without my Power, I am useless…"

Tags: xmen, funny, metal, full-metal-jacket, comics

Full Metal Control Onesie

by SevenHundred
$20
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Playing Metal Gear Solid has always helped in chemistry class.

Tags: konami, solid-snake, metal-gear, mgs, metal-gear-solid

Metal Gear States Onesie

by Bendragon
$20
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Full 100% Massive Death Metal Head Bang Spirit Guaranteed! A must have for all Heavy, Black, Death, Trash Metal, Hardcore, Punk Fans. It's not for Pussy's! Also a great gift for all Unicorn, Fantasy, Satanic, Goth, Black Fans out there. In all the way a super funny and humorous design for all Music and Ironic Guys.

Tags: music, nerd, post-punk, post-hardcore, thrash-metal

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BABYMETAL - METAL RESISTANCE FANARTWORK BY KECENGCBL

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bring the cutest metal in the worlds on your tees

Tags: baby, metal, japan, manga, anime

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D-Dog as a Puppy being fulton in as your buddy!

Tags: liquid-snake, metalgear, metal-gear-solid-5

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