Tattoo Jacket Onesies
Futurama parody of Stanley Kubrick's classic film Full Metal Jacket, adorned with Bender's favorite catchphrase: "Bite my shiny metal ass!" ....This is my Bending Bot. There are many like it, but this is my own.
Tags: parody, movies, 70s-movies, full-metal-jacket, stanley-kubrick
This is my blaster. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster, I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than the Stormtroopers, who are trying to kill me. I must shoot them before they shoot me. I will. Before the Force I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of my galaxy, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no Empire, but peace.
Tags: military, mashup, full-metal-jacket, geek, blaster
Think before you ink, spelled wrong, fink before you ink. This design is my take on tattoo’s. I love art, I am an artist but I can’t buy a sweater I will still like in two years, let alone choose a tattoo that I will still like in 50 years. Tattoos are becoming mainstream these days, they do look cool (although a lot of that has to do with great photography and lighting). If you want a tat, or love tats, that is fine by me but think before you ink. Think about the design, your job, hepatitis, how drunk you are and who is this person that I am about to let brand me.
Tags: incorrect, bad spelling, tattoo spelling mistake, misspelled tattoo, tattoo removal