Taurus Astrology Onesies
This awesome Taurus the Bull Astrological Zodiac Tee Shirt features a large illustration of a Bull. This shirt makes a great birthday gift for people born under the Taurus astrological horoscope sign of the zodiac. A Taurus is believed to have a strong-willed character with great perseverance and determination.
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The stars are right for those born under the sign of Taurus! "Oozing and surging up out of that yawning trap-door in the Cyclopean crypt I had glimpsed such an unbelievable behemothic monstrosity that I could not doubt the power of its original to kill with its mere sight. Even now I cannot begin to suggest it with any words at my command. I might call it gigantic—tentacled—proboscidian—octopus-eyed—semi-amorphous—plastic—partly squamous and partly rugose—ugh! But nothing I could say could even adumbrate the loathsome, unholy, non-human, extra-galactic horror and hatefulness and unutterable evil of that forbidden spawn of black chaos and illimitable night. As I write these words the associated mental image causes me to lean back faint and nauseated." -H.P. Lovecraft & Hazel Heald, "Out Of the Aeons"
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You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!
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