Silly guards have no idea what it takes to be a real adventurer! From the 7000 steps of High Hrothgar to the long-forgotten underworld of Blackreach, you've been squashed, stomped, burned, frozen and stabbed a billion times and still manage to find the next big adventure! Wear this the next time a guard sarcastically asks if "somebody stole your sweetroll".
Tags: arrow-in-the-knee, knees, in, arrows, guard
In case you were wondering how the first dragon was born...why, just like human, on a stork! (though suiting a dragon, his was a bad ass wood stork). This was inspired by the great game, Skyrim! Dovahkiin Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin fah hin kogaan mu draal Translation: Dragonborn Dragonborn By his honor is sworn To keep evil forever at bay And the fiercest foes rout When they hear triumph's shout Dragonborn for your blessing we pray! Enjoy! :)
Tags: elder-scrolls, elder-scrolls-v-skyrim, the-elder-scrolls, dragon, dragonborn