The Schwartz Onesies
He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".
Tags: jake-and-amir, name, funny, rejected-jokes, my-name-is
My contribution to the zeitgeist! I saw the Episode VII trailer and was so inspired I put this together. When the trailer started with the desert shot and John Boyega popped into frame I went from being mad (thinking it was another joke) to excited as hell for the new Star Wars – of course my initial impression had to be realized in this parody image I threw together in the spirit of fun based on the Desert Combing scene from the Mel Brooks classic Spaceballs!
Tags: star-wars, john-boyega, sci-fi, classic, film