High Tide, who: "Joined the lunar guard as a combat blimp crewman. Plans to retire to a quiet town somewhere, preferably somewhere cold, to brew various strong beverages and read." Currently lives - ON THIS SHIRT!!!! BWUAHAHAHA!!!
Big Red has got to have some other hobbies besides trying to snuff out all of existence. He happened to turn on an Alabama football game and found his new passion. So he created his own team. Roll King!