Aw, why so glum chum? Whats that you say? You were enjoying a lovely TaunTaun meal when this bonehead up and cut your arm off? Well I'm sorry to hear that, but cheer up! Maybe tomorrow you can find a lovely Stormtrooper to chew on!
Tags: han-solo, yoda, luke-skywalker, lightsaber, sith
Hoth may be the coldest planet in a galaxy far, far away (or at least in the Hoth system), but as a tourist destination, it can't be beat! Guests can explore the ruins of abandoned Echo base, ski some of the most heart-pounding slopes in the galaxy, explore ice caves or ride a Taun-Taun! Watch out for deadly Wampas and the occasional Probot, though! For a refreshing treat during your stay, try one of their Icy Hoth frozen drinks -- in four amazing flavors! Based on a concept by Tristian Boykin.
Tags: star-wars, empire-strikes-back, wampa, sci-fi, mashup
Is it one of those new coffee pod machines or a dangerous rogue robot bounty hunter assassin? (look for the Keurig logo on the back... do you see one? No? Okay, well I guess he's a dangerous rogue robot bounty hunter assassin then)
Tags: the-empire-strikes-back, darthvader, bountyhunters, boba-fett, ig88
Pew, Pew, Pew! Wheeeee! isn't this fun R2?.......R2?........R2! put that stupid iPad down for a second and look around. You're missing all this beautiful scenery by having your nose buried in that stupid iPad... c'mon now, look there's an asteroid!....and over there is a moon...at least I think thats a moon....
Tags: the-force-awakens, science-fiction, han-solo, jedi, sci-fi