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Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Onesies

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Funny You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Premium T-Shirt: This cute and funny Christmas saying will have everyone at your Christmas party striking up a conversation with you! Awesome Christmas Gift Idea: A perfect gift for any kid who loves Christmas or any adult who needs to relive great old times!

Tags: gifts, humor, christmas, funny, funn

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Sketch from classic Christmas film.

Tags: cult-classic, pop-culture, movies, funny, holiday

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CHRISTMAS CHEER

Tags: youll-shoot-your-eye-out, ohio, story, ralphie, easter-bunny

MERRY CHRISTMAS Onesie

by YourLuckyTee
$20
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A Christmas Story from a toy’s point-of-view. Enjoy the holidays with this Toy Story/A Christmas Story mashup.

Tags: ralphie, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, red-ryder, woodys-roundup, buzz-lightyear

A Christmas (Toy) Story Onesie

by DGNGraphix
$20
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RED RYDER BB GUN

Tags: story, daisy, bb-gun, holiday, youll-shoot-your-eye-out

RED RYDER Onesie

by YourLuckyTee
$20
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He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

Tags: holidays, red-ryder-bb-gun, christmas-story-movie, santa, rabbit

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http://www.facebook.com/jonathanbergerdesign

Tags: xmas, christmas, red-ryder, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, leg-lamp

Ralphie's Gun Club Onesie

by jrberger
$20
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He had yellow eyes!

Tags: christmas-story, merry-christmas, holidays, humor, xmas

Free Scut Farkus Onesie

by Kwamster
$20
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Flick deserved better. Damn you, Ralphie.

Tags: ovaltine, christmas-story, fra-gee-lay, fragile, movie

Flick Was Framed Onesie

by Kwamster
$20
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oink oink oink!

Tags: ugly-christmas-sweater, leg-lamp, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, quotes, movie

How do the piggies eat? Onesie

by WatchTheSky
$20
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I think it's ITALIAN!

Tags: scut-farkus, movie, christmas-story, 80s, major-award

FRA GEE LAY Onesie

by Kwamster
$20
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I like the Tin Man...

Tags: christmas-story-movie, xmas, wizard-of-oz, ugly-christmas-sweater, funny

Imma, Imma thinkin'. Onesie

by WatchTheSky
$20
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I hear someone humming Taps...

Tags: christmas-story-movie, humor, leg-lamp, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, ugly-christmas-sweater

naddafinga! Onesie

by WatchTheSky
$20
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Mashing up two holiday classics, A Christmas Story and DIE HARD!!

Tags: ralphie-parker, shoot-your-eye-out, christmas-story-movie, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, john-mcclane

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A collage of memorable images and classic quotes from A Christmas Story.

Tags: you-ll-shoot-your-eye-out, i-triple-dog-dare-you, fragile, pink-nightmare, triple-dog-dare

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Deck the harrs with boughs of horry. Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. That's the Chop Suey Palace version of the classic song Deck the Halls. It was sung to the family by the Chinese restaurant staff they visited after the Bumpus hounds got their turkey!

Tags: youll-shoot-your-eye-out, triple-dog-dare, story-christmas, red-ryder-bb-gun, red-rider

Deck the Harrs Onesie

by klance
$20
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Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

Tags: winter, christmas, xmas, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, triple-dog-dare

Red Ryder BB Gun Onesie

by klance
$20
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And it's FRA-GEE-LAY.

Tags: red-ryder-bb-gun, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, bumpus-hounds, scut-farkus, the-old-man

Major Award Onesie

by Kwamster
$20
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...except I didn't say "FUDGE."

Tags: xmas, movie, comedy, cuss-words, fudge

Ohhhhh FUDGE. Onesie

by Kwamster
$20
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In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Tags: spaghetti-western, western, the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly, shoot-your-eye-out, ralphie-parker

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Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

Tags: ralphie-christmas-story, chop-suey-palace, i-triple-dog-dare-you, story-christmas, bunny-suit

It's a Major Award! Onesie

by HilariousDelusions
$20
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He wanted an official Lucille, swing action, barb-wired, head busting baseball bat! Negan's got his new toy and couldn't be happier!

Tags: christmas, the-walking-dead, funny, parody, undead

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We all have a kid in our family who won't eat. For us, it was my brother, Randy.

Tags: xmas, holiday, scut-farkus, pop-culture, classic

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It's a major award! For cripe's sake!

Tags: leg-lamp, merry-christmas, a-major-award, frageelay, ugly-christmas-sweater

Must be Italian! Onesie

by WatchTheSky
$20
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Ralphie writes an A+ theme paper about what he really wants for Christmas: a Red Ryder BB Gun! - A Christmas Story

Tags: sheer-poetry, movie, christmas-movie, christmas, ralph

Ralphie's A+ Theme Paper Onesie

by noondaydesign
$20

Tags: red-rider-bb-gun, ralphie-christmas-story, chop-suey-palace, i-triple-dog-dare-you, bunny-suit

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Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

Tags: holiday, zeppelin, youll shoot your eye out, xmas, triple dog dare

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A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

Tags: ugly-xmas-sweater, christmas-story-movie, shoot-your-eye-out, youll-shoot-your-eye-out, jumper

Tags: red-rider-bb-gun, ralphie-christmas-story, chop-suey-palace, i-triple-dog-dare-you, bunny-suit

Pink Nightmare Onesie

by HilariousDelusions
$20

Tags: movie, lamp, ugly-xmas-sweater, xmas-sweater, sweater

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Dun dun dun!

Tags: ralphie-christmas-story, chop-suey-palace, i-triple-dog-dare-you, story-christmas, bunny-suit

Pink Nightmare Onesie

by HilariousDelusions
$20
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My grandfather and I are huge fans, it's a tradition to watch it every year.

Tags: christmas, xmas, winter, santa, holidays

Just a Little Tradition Onesie

by Cherishduhh
$20
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Voldemort isn't happy about this one

Tags: got, voldemort, hogwarts, parody, mashup

I've got your nose Onesie

by stephen0c
$20
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You'll shoot your eye out, kid! - A Christmas Story

Tags: christmas-movie, movie, funny, santas lap, winter

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! Onesie

by noondaydesign
$20
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Ode to Raplhie from A Christmas Story. Created with pen and ink, watercolor, and digital mediums.

Tags: mixed-mediums, taylor-rose-makes-art, taylor-rose, ralphie-christmas-story, bunny-suit

Ralphie Onesie

by TaylorRoseMakesArt
$20
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Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This A Christmas Story t-shirt features little brother Randy’s exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas…

Tags: xmas-story, randy-parker, parker, winter, holiday

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