Autism Merchandise Phone Cases
CALCULATED. Simply nothing else needs to be said to your friends when you score a awesome goal in your rocket powered car. Just show them your shirt! This shirt is in another league! Great for a car soccer league match or driving in your rocket powered car.
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I'm so sorry to inform all of you that my son, Evan Jr., passed away earlier last week. Losing a loved one is never easy, especially when that loved one is your retarded son, Evan Jr. I will try to remember the good times. I remember how Evan used to drool all over the couch and i would smack his macrocephalic head and say, "No Evan, no!". I also remember how when I wasn't looking, he would go into the kitchen and turn on our gas stove and he would just sit there and suck in the fumes. As soon as I would smell the gas, I would race into the kitchen and toss Evan into the living room. Above all else, Evan loved eating my spare change. I kept my change in a jar by my bed, and Evan was always getting into it. Opening the lid of that jar was one of the few advanced motor functions that he could perform. Pennies were his favorite. On numerous occasions, I was forced to take Evan to the E.R. to get a dollar and some change pumped out of his stomach. The doctor told me that if he kept eating coins, he would eventually lose his life, but unfortunately I didn't take the advice to heart. I just loved the vacant look that would spread across his fucked up face whenever he would shove a fistful of change into his mouth. I was deeply saddened to come home from work one day only to find my dear Evan Jr. face-down and lifeless on the living room floor, his belly filled with about $30 worth of pennies, nickels, and dimes (my family doesn't believe in quarters). I had hidden my change jar, but I think he sniffed out the pennies. I thought he would be responsible enough to be left home alone. I thought that he could manage himself. I thought he would have the sense to stop eating at around fifteen bucks, but I was wrong. The cheapest child-sized coffin at Carolina Joe's Crematorium Emporium cost $300, so I can't even afford a coffin for my sweet little angle. Evan always hated fire, so cremation isn't an option. Until I sell enough of this merchandise to afford a coffin, Evan Jr. will remain inside of a Hefty brand trash bag in the bed of my truck. He's doing a number on my gas mileage. $30 may not be a whole lot of money, but it sure made Evan heavy. Thoughts and prayers are welcome, God bless.
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Amazing autism awareness hero shirt for an autistic kid or autistic child parents, teacher, grandparents, friends and family members. American flag color puzzle pieces in shape of shield symbolize a hero. Make an excellent gift for your friend or loved one. Excellent tee for kids with autistic spectrum disorder, also a perfect way for autistic child support workers, autistic children teachers and family members (moms, dads, sisters, brothers, grandmothers, grandfathers, aunts and uncles) to show their support! Share with your friends!
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