Elsa the Arendellian! Good evening: as a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest, convenient parallel animation. Thank you.
Tags: ghostbusters, slimer, stay-puft, stay-puft-marshmallow-man, peter-venkman
It’s the craziest show in the wilderness! For an added fee, enjoy a five night sleepover with the lovable cast of our live animatronic show! Summer positions are now available for security (night watch) — inquire within!
Tags: parody, humor, phantom lim, ninjaink, country bear jamboree
‘Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?’
Tags: bonnie, foxy, five-nights-at-freddys-2, chica, fnaf2
The security guard witch with an anxious nature. He rests in the center of his labyrinth, behind heavy metal doors. Any humans wandering through are left at the mercy of his familiars. Adults are devoured, while children are welcomed to play with the familiars, to their hearts’ content. This witch will not join in the fun, preferring to keep his distance and watch through static-filled monitors.
Tags: fnaf, five-nights-at-freddys, mike-schmidt, freddy-fazbear, bonnie-the-bunny
When the hall doors creak and the cameras break, Fred comes out with a thirst to slake! Robot friends with glassy eyes, Start to sing and terrorize! Automatons come out to brutalize! Now don’t close your cams and don’t try to hide, Or a balloon boy may stand by your side, Shrouded in a cute disguise: They begin to terrorize! Automatons come out to brutalize!
Tags: the-haunted-mansion, five-nights-at-freddys, fnaf, video-games, foxy