Chicago Police D Phone Cases
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The oficer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along." Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four.
Tags: big-brother, thought-police, thnkpol, orwell, ingsoc
The rules... ugh. the rules and the law don't protect the weak, the helpless, the common man. The rules protect the banks, and the multinationals, the Rich and the Depraved. There is no Justice but the Justice a man takes for himself. I'll take that Justice for you, and may those who cower behind the letter of the Law know... I don't use spellcheck. Sizes run a little small sometimes. please check the sizing chart
Tags: nerd, alignment, chaotic, goblin, faerie
THIS IS HOW I ROLL! d&d, pathfinder, dungeons and dragons, dungeons, dragons, geek, gamer, nerd, tabletop, roleplaying, rpg, wizard, magic, might, sword, d20, dice, DM, dungeon master, larp, larping, lotr, lord of the rings, orc, elf, orcs, elves, dwarf, dwarves, strahd, vampire, dice, catan, retro, gygax, unicorn, rainbow, boardgame, boardgames, roleplay, stranger things, parody, pathfinder, d6, critical hit, natural 20, crit, natty 20, nat 20, critical fail,
Tags: dragon, dnd, fantasy, dice, dungeon-master
Both scholars and Adventurers have debated the origins of the owlbear. The most commonly posited theory is that a crazed wizard created the first beast by crossing a giant owl with a bear. However, Adventurers, i have found a rare volume that illuminated the true origin of the foul Creature. Gary Gygax created the owlbear and introduced the creature that haunts the dreams of rogues and Paladins alike. Honestly, what kind of sadistic individual would do such things to us? Well, obviously, someone from Chicago... Check your Sizing chart.
Tags: gaming, d-and-d, d20, dice, dungeons
You know, there is something immensely satisfying when you scoop up that handful of d8's and let them fly, knowing the destruction you are about to bestow on that hapless goblin horde. Its a special kind of smile that only fireballs can bring to your face. Enjoy the Glow on your enemies faces... well, Carcasses anyways. Please check the sizing chart like you would friendlies in you fireballs impact radius. You did check that, right?
Tags: nerd, lloth, lolth, goblin, faerie
Whether you're there pick up an Antarctic blue Super Sports Wagon with the CB and optional Rally Fun Pack before your family’s upcoming road trip to Los Angeles or just a fan of obscure t-shirts from local businesses, the Lou Glutz Motors Chicago shirt is the one for you!
Tags: vintage, national-lampoon, griswold-family-christmas, clark-griswold, chevy-chase
~from Craigslist - Faerun Hello I have this magic little kitten for adoption, I found him in the Underdark and I really hope to find him a forever home. This kitten is really playful and loves children. His shots are all up to date. He is really cute. You should come get him. Like, now....
Tags: gaming, role-playing-game, dungeon-master, role-playing, roleplaying
Who's the brown hair covered cop, with fur just like a mop? Squatch! You're damn right! Who's the ape who keeps the forest peace for his fellow apes with big ass feet! Squatch! Can ya dig it? Who's the bear man that won't cop out, When there's danger from humans all about? Squatch! Right on! You see this cat Squatch is a bad mother (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Squatch (Then we can dig it)
Tags: bigfoot, yeti, police, starsky and hutch, hawaii five-o