You've had a crush on her since she was your substitute social studies teacher. You still fantasize about the way she nervously furrowed her brow whenever someone said the word "Ma." You couldn't have her then, but you have her now, as a tattoo on your bicep. Woof. You're Dorothy Zbornak's #1 student. Grade A beef.
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Sure, Dorothy had an attitude problem, but Satanism? Ok, yeah, I can believe it. Anyway, show off your love of Dorothy and the rest of the Golden Girls by embracing your dark side. Hail Sophia! Hail Rose! Hail Blanche! And yes, hail you too, Dorothy.
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