The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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You too are a dog lover that adores his french puppy pet? Purchase this French Bulldog With Sunglasses And Paws tee to promote dog adoption and animal cruelty awareness or purchase it as a gift for an animal lover and pug, boxer, or bulldog owner.
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