Art. It’s overrated. Dancing, however, is the one act of self-expression that requires no talent. Yeah, that’s right, even if you get your jig on worse than Elaine Benes, it doesn’t matter. Maybe you’re as tone deaf as a llama, or as musically talented as a dugong with a tuba stuck in its rectum. It doesn’t matter. Dancing, funnily enough, like art, is subjective. So the next time someone suggests a visit to the gallery, make a case for learning to waltz instead.
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In a dystopian future, unsatisfied with the education system and craving a little adventure, what is a young, cold-blooded male gonna do? He’s gonna take to the streets with his buddies in a crazy-looking sports car, maybe stop by the local milk bar and, if the mood takes, perhaps invade a man’s home and attack his wife. Of course, such wild behaviour is bound to run foul of the authorities and lead to attempted rehabilitation with the help of some uncomfortable eye apparatus.
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