The Miskatonic Food Co. is a small family bussines dedicated to packaging and preserving fresh products from deep ocean and inter-dimensional cracks. One of his most popular products is fresh Cthulhu, made with authentic Cthulhu beard. The company ensures that no starseed is used in the manufacture.
Tags: halloween, creature, cartoon, call-of-cthulhu, silly
Inspired by the awesome series of books "The Dark Tower" by Stephen King, is a reference to the creed of the gunslingers with Roland Deschain, the main character of the books, as center of the set. This creed, for those who haven't read the King's magnus opus (I highly recommend it) and as a spoiler, reads: I don't aim with my hand; He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I don't shoot with my hand; He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I don't kill with my gun; He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart
Tags: roland-deschain, roland, tower, roses, mind
To make one fur coat needed (approximately, depending on the size of the animals): 300 chinchillas, 200 ermines, 70 mink, 60 rabbits, 30 beavers, raccoons or cats, 20 foxes, 15 ocelots, wolves or dogs, 20 otters, bobcats, seven seals, jaguars and leopards.
Tags: fun, funny, parody, cruela, vil
This works is inspired by one of the characters of League of Legends. Annie the Darkchild. She showed great magic skills since an early age. One day, when she was two, Annie ensorcelled a shadow demonic bear and he become her pet. Annie keeps her bear Tibbers by her side spellbound as a stuffed bear doll.
Tags: dark, child, league, legends, champion