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COLOR OUTSIDE THE LINES is a bold design on shirts, stickers, totes, etc. It’s about not sticking to the rules. Wear the tee and declare your independence. Give Color Outside the Lines as a gift on mugs or pillows to your friends who also break the rules. Or who don’t, and should. “You have to color outside the lines once in a while if you want to make your life a masterpiece.” That’s what the scientist Albert Einstein said. And he was a pretty smart dude. Order now. It’s the smart thing to do.

This extraordinarily fashionable cat is British, not French! It is adapted from an early acrylic of mine which in turn was adapted from a British postcard series. Outrageously affordable on a variety of gifts. For information about me the humble award-winning artist see www.peterjketchum.com.

DUMB PHONE is a new design available on a variety of products. Buy something for anyone addicted to their smartphone. Smartphones have turned us into compulsive communicators. Smartphones are Intruders, Destroyers, Spies, Control Freaks. Our phones are smarter than we are. We are a stupid species with smart phones, says the neuroscientist Abhijit Naskar. But I rant. And it would be dumb to give up my smartphone. I loved my old heavy black, dumb phone. You could slam the receiver down. Can’t slam a smartphone down. It is too fragile. A fragile, electronic nerd. Honor dumb phones. Buy a tee. Or mug. Thanks.

So you are on Tinder and a possible hookup writes, "Ego quidem vampire." For God's sake, SWIPE LEFT! Unless you are into blood and gore and carry a cross. The words are Latin. They mean, "In fact I AM a vampire." You don't need the angst. You can do better. You can't do worse. The bold garishly-colored design comes on a bunch of stuff, tees and magnets. Also available as prints on my web page, www.peterjketchum.com. Buy one and put it where you can see it if you are dating on line. There are a lot of creeps out there! Check out my web page. www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks.

Murder in the Laundry Room is my design adapted from a 1930's b&w soap ad which said "A stunning gown, but her hands say housework." I deleted the original words and inserted my own in the box. Housework IS murder, is it not? And oh, those pesky bloodstains. Murderous to get out. A droll design for tee shirt or pillow. Gift it to your most sadistic friends. And my advice: help with the housework or be sorry. Choose gifts now. Also available as inexpensive fine art prints in various sizes on my Artspan page, www.peterjketchum.com. But buy stuff here first! Thanks! P.S. it IS a bitch to get out!

Boy, GIrl,Queer, Male, Straight, Lesbian, Hetero, Gender Fluid, Nonconforming, Female, Non-binary. Labels yuk. Just be an unlabeled you. JUST BE!

Perfect for artists, this design's adapted from physiognomy, or face reading. The image is on tees, pillows and a bunch of stuff in my store. Physiognomy is the belief that a face reveals the personality behind it. The idea goes back 500 years to Pythagoras who picked his math students by what he saw in their faces. Physiognomy is palm reading but with faces. And every bit as scientific. So, if your forehead is high and broad like this one, you have an artistic personality. It shows intelligence and an affinity for the arts. You’re a high brow. I, BTW, have a high forehead. Buy gifts or self-rewards here in my shop. Then see my fine art on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks.

Angst. Lately an everyday feeling. For this campy design a b&w photo was colored and merged with pieces of a poster for a horror film about a psychopath--not filmed in Washington, though. We certainly can relate to Nurse Pelosi's distress. The age of angst for sure. Yeesh. If you have it, though, talk about it!

Hunting for someone yummy? Who needs OKCupid,Tinder, or Grindr when there's a tee or hoodie with this clear message, Cupcake? Thick, creamy icing with a cherry on top. Sweet. And if you're a male Cupcake, by dictionary definition soft and sweet, good luck with your hunt for a Studmuffin, too. It takes all flavors to make the world interesting. Also available on pillows, tanks, magnets, etc. Hope your search is a piece of cake! See my fine art on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com But buy your tee or sticker first. Thanks.

Glama Cat is a spoof of the Blackgama ads. Everyone cat in the whole wideworld is, of course, a glamorous legend. This kitty glam isa perfect addition for your wardrobe. Find this furry delight on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff here on TeePublic. After you make your purchases here, take a cat-cautious stroll and check out my prints of this and other glamour pusses on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com.

“Cupcakes! You're going down.” Coach Hedge bellows to his students in Rick Riodan's The Lost Hero. The same warning goes for this big pink cupcake. Where's it going? DOWN! Down the hatch. The food tube. The gullet. Ending in the stomach and sweet sweet nirvana. In two, maybe three bites. Yum. After you buy the cupcake on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff here in my store, look at my Artspan web page: www.peterjketchum.com. Buy tees and things here on Tee Public first. It makes your gift-shopping a piece of cake. And the cost? Icing on the cake it's so low!

Gifts for the Rubik's Cube challenged. A brag shirt, maybe, or a mug. OKAY. So some scary nerd SOLVED it in 17 seconds. Big whoop. We mortals take longer. Days even. Be proud of your accomplishment no matter how long it took. Could that 17 second Rubik's solver down a beer and punctuate it with a burp in the same time frame? Doubtful.

Jesus! No matter what your governor says, WEAR A MASK. It's a big help in curbing this monster Covid Plague. Not fake news. Reality. Be brave. Wear one even if others don't. Gift this message to a doubting Tom, Dick or Harriet on a shirt or mug or magnet. But I preach. Just spread the word, and not the disease. Give an unbeliever a gift of smarter living. Thanks. Other art by this artist can be seen at www.peterjketchum.com.

A good heart is always a good thing, but a bad mouth? Like gossip bad? Or mean girl bad? F-word bad! There's a difference. Depends on community and mores and alcohol consumption. Gossip bad can be informative. F-word bad is okay in selected stressful situations. But mean girl bad. Unacceptable. Ever. After you buy tees and pillows here in my store, check out my original art on my Artspan page: www.peterjketchum.com. And buy something here or bad mouthing could ensue. Thanks.

Find the perfect gifts for your favorite artists here. Artists deserve gifts. And, you know, an artist is NOT a decorator. An artist is an artist. A creator of extraordinary importance. To underscore this point an "e" was added to the word artist. E for E-xcellence, E-gotist, And E-nuff already. The colors are red, white & blue because Rat is an American artist known for her/his/its work with roller and paint made from all natural dyes. No chemicals. Suitably pretentious. But I jest. Not really. To gift shop for friends and lovers, find the design on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff in my Ketchum Art Store. Make the purchases, then check my main web site www.peterjketchum.com. But buy here on TeePublic first!

Squish me! Squish me some more. Squish bliss! Shrinks say a squish is a strong feeling of platonic attraction, or LIKE. A squish can cause a chemical reaction in your brain. It jump starts the reward center. Or something like that. Yikes! Be careful. Squish you once, squish you twice, squish you some mores and there could be trouble. Find the squish and s'mores on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff in my KetchumArt store. Great friendship gifts! After you buy gifts here on Tee Public, check out my web page www.peterjketchum.com.

The bulldog is a symbol of pluck and determination. It's the 5th most popular dog says the AKC. There are bulldog mascots: Alabama, Fisk, Yale, and The Milwaukee Brewers. Think Mack trucks! Honest Abe Lincoln said, "Hold on with a bulldog grip." You too. Hold on with a bulldog grip. Mean business! Bully for you! By the way, what do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Now, go ahead and buy stuff. I mean business! Buy the dog on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff here in my KetchumArt Shop. Then go see my art web www.peterjketchum.com.

It's a sign from the heavens that says you should shop until you drop. The bold design takes the universally recognized graphic for a stop sign and messes with it.Why? Because It's the season to shop. The season runs from January first through December 31st yearly. It's the American way. Available on a bunch of gifts. Could even be one stop shopping for you. What a relief! Shop away. To learn about the artist see www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks.

Holy mother of god. What to be! What to be! Befuddling life choices? BAD GIRL OR MODEL CITIZEN? Religious Order or Show Biz? Nun or chanteuse? Maybe fill the mug with communion wine and think on it. Design is here on a mug, pillows, tees and a bunch of other stuff. Gift something to a friend who is in severe need of guidance or, gasp, an intervention.. Various limited edition art prints are on my web page www.peterjketchum.com. Shop here on TeePublic first. Then go see my web page.

A simple graphic reminder of long overdue change. History used to be all about His Story. It was mostly written about men by, what else, men. Well, boys, enough already. Step aside. Big Change going on. It's very much Her Story too. Always has been.

Historic cat gifts for every celebration. Or just because. The KOT (CAT) such as this one was a popular subject for Russian art prints called lubki. This style started to emerge in the 1500s when Russia was introduced to the art of wood block printing. The lubok print featured simple, bold graphics and, often, intricate patterns. They were cheaper to produce than painted icons and etchings. Later lubki, such as the cat, were inspired by the prints of European artists including Durer and Cranach. Prints like the Cat were cheap and became popular as home and tavern decorations. I removed the cyrillic story and in its place put this terrible pun. Like mischievous cats, though, I'm not feline any shame.

A gift for you and the other brave souls in your life. Or a gift for the more timid. Or the out and out scared sh**less. The sign challenges one to take chances. Be careful but be dareful. If you don't risk it, whatever IT might be, it won't happen. Dare to do it. Dare to be different. Dare to live dangerously. Do it for yourself and no one else! Just do it as the foot people say. Be your own superhero. "We have to dare to be ourselves," the poet May Sarton wrote,"however frightening or strange that self may prove to be."

Gifts for cat lovers and catatonic owners. I messed around with one of Louis Wain's cats. It is thought schizophrenia might have led to his somewhat psychedelic style. An animal activist and head of the Governing Council of Dumb Friends, he spent part of his adult life in mental institutions. One more year like this and I might be institutionalized.

Baa Humbug supports the urgent need to express general displeasure with what is. Not just for curmudgeons or Christmas any more. Also an advance notice of my feeling for the coming season. New York Times liked my stuff. See www.peterjketchum.com.

A great motivational gift for you or your favorite gym rat. Gymnastics or any exercise is fantastic for your health and wellbeing. Move, grove, improve. Hustle for the muscle. Exercise or exorcise? You decide. Buy a mug or pillow as a reward for all your hard work. Get the tapestry and hang it where you exercise to remind you why you are doing what you are doing. After you buy stuff on Teepublic, see my fine art print on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks!

Wear this public service alert to tell seekers you are not the sought after Twin Flame. With this alert you eliminate one of billions of possibilities.You do a kind deed! Also on cups, magnets, and a bunch of Other Stuff. The award-winning artist's info here: www.peterjketchum.com

WISE UP EARTHLINGS is a plea to everyone from this fierce owl. Wise up. Yes, you. And you and you. Be EcoWise. Green wise. Save water wise. Zero waste wise. All of that and then some. Available on tee shirts, magnets, stickers, pillows and stuff to wear or give as gifts for like-minded friends of the Earth. Spread the word! Thanks.

An exhortation to stand up straight adapted from a 1940s health and wellness book. Thrust out your chest. Arch your back. Stand proud. Look not defeated by the world, but be its conquerer. True for boys and girls. Or so it seems. So, don't droop! Yeesh.

Eau de Embalming adapts an 1890s ad for embalming fluid which is guaranteed to, you know, make the body not so odoriferous. Don't mistake it for Chanel #5. Guaranteed to attract Dancing Skeletons and other living dead things. The perfume preferred by Zombies and the Darkdashians.

MARTIAN WARNING is a design on shirts, phone cases (call home) and stuff. Can you blame the Martians for not wanting us. Look at what we've done to our own planet. And all our wars. Who needs it. Certainly not the Martians. Or so I was told in a recent visit. (BTW They ARE green.) Sure, at the moment travel to Mars is a red hot dream. But wake up. I repeat. They don't want us. What about Planet Hollywood. It would seem a better choice in this day and age. Or the Pengheng Space Capsules Hotel in China. But then they probably don’t want you either. Yeesh. After you buy gifts in my Ketchum Art store, check out my art prints on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks. Earthling!

A new design made with a vintage tattoo and a truthful motto. It’s available on apparel, mugs, pillows and stuff. Wear it on your yacht, aircraft carrier or for white water rafting in your tub. Buy one for cruising, or watching old episodes of the Love Boat. Everything offered in my store, www.teepublic.com/ketchumart. Then look at my fine, very expensive art on my Artspan gallery www.peterjektchum.com . Thanks mate. And God Bless the USA.