Back in 1981 a carpenter by the name of Jumpman rescued his girlfriend Pauline from the clutches of Donkey Kong. The experience was life changing; Jumpman decided to dedicate his life to animal conservation. Back in New York a plumber by the name of Mario heard about this remarkable story and went to the papers claiming that HE rescued Pauline. Mario was given his own game and world wide fame was soon his. Alas, Jumpman is back... and he isn't impressed.
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