Of course you look like a foreigner, so have some fun with it in this cool ironic shirt. Embrace your gaijin-ness (foreigner-ness), and start the conversation with random Japanese people in this awesome shirt.
If you want a Japanese boyfriend, what better way to increase your odds… with a shirt only Japanese people can read! Of course, it also looks great, but wearing this shirt is sure to get you noticed by all Japanese guys! Cut through the initial shyness and get your intentions known from the first meeting, you’ll be happy you did with this needed shirt!
What better way to start a conversation with some random Japanese people than wearing this shirt!? Laughter and awesomeness are sure to ensue when you ask someone what your shirt says… because your shirt says, “I don’t know what my shirt says”. Not since Abbott and Costello has such cleverness been made public. Best to discuss over drinks with your new Japanese friend!
Sometimes getting out of bed is the battle of the year… let everyone know you accomplished this monumental task by declaring you did wake up! Wear this shirt with pride… you did it, you got out of bed!
Satsuki-sama's fab four get the Helvetica treatment in this crisp design.
Check out the first name version of this design: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/243312-elite-four-kill-la-kill-goes-helvetica