The Utilization Balrog doesn't want you to take a break. It doesn't want you to attend to Nature's necessities, like eating, drinking or using the restroom. It definitely doesn't want you going on vacation. No, it wants you to WORK. It wants you to keep working, until you hit your utilization/billability target for the week. Then it wants you to work some more...
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."
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From Middle Earth comes the unique taste of this Hobbit brewed beer fermented in Elven wine barrels with a dash of Dwarf for some kick! We also offer whitewater barreling for the brave and adventurous!
Tags: pop-culture, the-lord-of-the-rings, lord-of-the-rings, lotr, the-hobbit