Okay. So you've just seen the latest comic book movie. There was kickass action, great humor, tears, dangerous villians and legendary heroes. You leave the theater with your friends, talking about what you've just witnessed. The good, the bad, and the awesome. But then your non comic book savy friends ask "But who was ____?" or "What did ____ mean?" and "What do you think will happen next?" And that's where you come in. The person who has read the comics, who has gone in depth with all your favourite characters and storylines. The person with all the knowledge of what that cameo meant, or who that easter egg was referencing. You open your mouth and out it comes... "Well, in the comics..." Doesn't it always come out like that? The explanation? The first 4 words that start you snowballing and talking at a rapid pace, listing off everything and everyone you can and how they connect to what you've just seen, what has come before and what is to come in the future....and after you're done, ending on a plotline or story that is so far removed from the original question, your friends just stare at you, perplexed. And god help them if they ask you what you didn't like about the movie.... If that sounds familiar to you then this is the shirt for you.
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