Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother Stickers
We all know them, the person whose life is just SO TERRIBLE! They whine and complain about every little thing and think it's so edgy to wear black. They aren't just a drama queen. They're a trauma queen. Get them this shirt. They might un-friend you on Facebook. Then you won't have to hear their whining anymore...
Tags: trauma, emo, humor, grunge, funny
Kristian had a rant on Schmoes Know movies to a fan who accused him of kissing Mark Hamill's ass when the Schmoes interview him. Kristian responded "Of course I will kiss his ass, it is fucking Luke Skywalker Mother Fucker! Hence the shirt. We kept it a little edited so you can wear it in public. Enjoy!
Tags: schmoes-know, movies, lukeskywalker, luke-skywalker, star-wars-inspired