Malt Whiskey is the happiest place on earth, not Disneyland, or at least Malt Whiskey would make Disneyland easier to take. If you wear this cool shirt to the park you'll be the envy of all the other parents and employees.
Of corse Alien plays frisbee – she only stalks Sigourney Weaver in the movies. Or maybe that is just what she wants you to think. When anyone sees you wearing this cool shirt they will smile at the irony of Alien playing Frisbee like your retriever.
Support the dollar in a super way with this super dollar symbol – what ever that means. Or make fun of the marketing juggernaut that Superman has become. Anyway, you can make your friends envious that you found this cool mashup first.
Jurassic Bart? That can’t be right, have the Simpson’s been around for that long? Or are the Simpson’s what evolved from this creature? Anyway, make your friends envious that you found this cool parody first.