Being a sci-fi geek even as a kid, my favorite part of "The Fat Albert Show" was when the kids gathered in the clubhouse to watch "The Brown Hornet." I've always wanted a Brown Hornet t-shirt in my size. Now I have one and you can too.
It doesn't even matter if you've been to a sawmill or rolled down the river on a log...it's ok, we won't tell anyone. What's important is that you look bad ass and rugged, and you probably smell nice too.