Bitchen Boutique

Description: AOC won't yield to disrespectful men, and neither will you!

Description: If Pope Leo XIV is a "woke Marxist," maybe we all are! Either way, it pisses off the right people!

Description: Amelia needed just the right shirt to tell the world she's gonna beat breast cancer!

Description: Some people need to hide their light under a bushel for safety reasons, but we can't hide our freakiness no matter how hard we try!

Description: When you're on Team Bitchen, you can sit with us! It's sort of like our logo, but Barbie pink, for that extra bit of flair!

Description: Do you love podcasts? We do! What's more fun than telling your friends about the podcasts you love? "Hey who's that?" "It's Pitney and Amelia! They have a podcast!" "I've never heard of them." "No one has!"

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right? And then you turn around and our adorable faces and snark are on the back... what could be better?

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right?

Description: Welcome to the Line of Lasciviousness! That monster Pat Robertson once said that what was bringing America down was pornography, promiscuity, and lasciviousness. It's made Pitney laugh since he was a kid and we just LOVE ALL THREE! Celebrate a world without Pat Robertson but with plenty of PPL with some stylish merchandise!

Description: Let your freak flag fly! If you're a witch, wear it proudly, even if... or especially if it bothers people!

Description: What do you see in our future? A lot of hard work and community building, I bet!

Description: If you're using witchcraft to fight the system, come sit with us!

Description: Say "thanks for nothing" in the style of your favorite shopping bag!